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Joel Soriano

San Diego, California
I'm a horrible person. I like long walks on the beach with your mom. I get extremely drunk @ inappropriate times and since I don't remember it then in my book it didn't really happen. I am obsessed with riots and zombies. Big girls and FOB's love me, but I hate them. I have about negative -8 dollars to my name. I only do laundry when I run out of underwear. I used to bite my toe nails when I was a kid. Some say I'm an asshole because I thoroughly enjoy watching others pain and misery, but it's really cause I just enjoy seeing people in their moments of weakness and seeing how they react, cause really that's when you see who they really are. I skate by in life doing the least, and yet always expect the best. I once punched a retard. I took a box of condoms from a friend and poked a hole with a needle on each condom and put them back in the box for fun. I've always dreamed of getting a blumpkin mainly because of the humiliation it would cause the lovely lady performing the act. I like watching bad situations unfold, like a trainwreck... you dont wanna look but you can't turn away, except I do indeed wanna look and I don't ever turn away. I believe that Jesus was either black or an alien OR both! Also, I believe that GOD is the name of an extraterristial being who visited earth a long, long time ago and Jesus was the name of his son... Making Jesus the first known Alien/Human hybrid!!! Think about it... water to wine, walks on water, died then flew up into the heavens (aka space).

My Friends




Thursday, July 12
 

3:45pm

4:30pm

4:45pm

6:30pm

8:30pm

 
Friday, July 13
 

11:30am

12:30pm

1:25pm

1:30pm

2:30pm

2:45pm

4:30pm

5:30pm

 
Saturday, July 14
 

11:15am

11:30am

12:45pm

1:00pm

2:30pm

3:15pm

4:00pm

4:30pm

6:00pm

 
Sunday, July 15
 

10:00am

11:30am

12:00pm

2:00pm

2:30pm

4:00pm